The only guy in baseball who can match the numbers I’ve put up is Barry Bonds, and someone is actually asking if I can put up numbers like Mike Trout? Are you freaking kidding me? —
1B Albert Pujols
And there goes the clubhouse?
More like, and then Albert plays with a chip on his shoulder, causing him to have his greatest season as an Angel yet!
Shake off your hangover, sweetheart, and start writing. —
This is journalism in a nutshell.(via shortformblog)